Shower Gel Shots! - BLOODY MARY 500 ml
zł22.00
(zł4.40 100 ml)
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Bloody Mary will pop your cherry.
As red as your man’s organ on Valentine’s day*.
As sensual as a short skirt, cause we all know that a red mini skirt always goes great with everything.
As red as the flames of your man’s passion after 3 brewskis and the color of lipstick on his shirt after a company party “just for the boys”.
As red as your blood that boils when you hear „moooom!” for a hundredth time in an hour.
Sound familiar?
Remember, you need to use ten muscles to show anger on your face, but to extend your middle finger you only need three.
Take it easy.
Relax in a hot bath and drown all the f****s you gave that day in our Bloody Mary.
* We mean the heart, you perv.
Meet my royal fragrance notes:
Top: wiciokrzew, woda różana, zielone liście
Heart: lotos, goździk, osmantus, liście figi, woda różana
Base: piżmo, nuty drewna
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Data sheet
- Composition
- 500 ml
- Sposób użycia
- Spread a small amount of gel on the skin until foaming, then rinse.
- Zapach
- Extremely feminine
WHO AM I?
I'm a natural shower gel. The kind that's cool, red and - contrary to everything you see on my label - smells good. I'll wash this and that for you, and maybe make you laugh at the same time, as long as you keep your distance from everything in your life (including yourself).
WHATDO I HAVE INSIDE?
Jokes with jokes, but composition with composition! To be able to make jokes on a label, you have to be confident in your worth. And I am! As a natural shower gel, I rely on mild cleansing agents. You'll find plant-derived glycerine in me, which has a strong hygroscopic effect - it penetrates the stratum corneum of your epidermis and allows the active ingredients to reach the deeper layers of the skin. I also have the power of plant extracts for you, which will take care of moisturising and strengthening your skin's protective barrier. These include extracts from the leaves of rosemary, clary sage and ivy as well as chamomile flowers, arnica montana, calendula and white buttercup. Plus, I've got you covered with pine needle extract and burdock root, as well as extracts of watercress, nasturtium major and lemon peel. No wow!
Meet my fragrance notes:
- head: honeysuckle, rose water, green leaves
- heart: lotus, clove, osmanthus, fig leaves, rose water
- base: musk, woody notes
BLOODY MARY natural shower gel is:
- natural product
- vegan
- Not tested on animals.
- Dermatologically tested
- Made in Poland
Aqua, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Coco-Glucoside, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Glycerin, Glyceryl Oleate, Rosmarinus Officinalis Leaf Extract, Chamomilla Recutita Flower Extract, Arnica Montana Flower Extract, Lamium Album Extract, Salvia Officinalis Leaf Extract, Pinus Sylvestris Bud Extract, Nasturtium Officinale Extract, Arctium Majus Root Extract, Citrus Limon Peel Extract, Hedera Helix Leaf Extract, Calendula Officinalis Flower Extract, Tropaeolum Majus Flower Extract, Sodium Chloride, Sodium Gluconate, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid, Parfum, Sodium Sulfate, CI 14720.
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