I am always on the road, my head in the race, everyone I zoom past has to remember my name.
I live in the fast lane, I break the rules, and for me, blinkers are of no use.
Gasoline flows hot through my veins and gives me the power to conquer the lands and seduce all the hottest babes.
Oh yes, I am the greatest that has ever lived – an alpha male with a golden chain – that is what I mean.
Street life is tough, but the glory is mine. Wanna be like me?
Start with taking a bath in a Drift Dynamite.
Spread a small amount of gel on the skin until foaming, then rinse.
1.9 TDI after reduction
WHO AM I?
I'm a natural shower gel. The kind that's cool, orangey and - contrary to everything you see on my label - smells good. I'll wash this and that for you, and maybe make you laugh at the same time, as long as you keep your distance from everything (including yourself).
WHATDO I HAVE INSIDE?
Jokes with jokes, but composition with composition! To be able to make jokes on a label, you have to be confident in your worth. And I am! As a natural shower gel, I rely on mild cleansing agents. You'll find plant-derived glycerine in me, which has a strong hygroscopic effect - it penetrates the stratum corneum of your epidermis and allows the active ingredients to reach the deeper layers of the skin. I also have the power of plant extracts for you, which will take care of moisturising and strengthening your skin's protective barrier. These include extracts from the leaves of rosemary, clary sage and ivy as well as chamomile flowers, arnica montana, calendula and white buttercup. Plus, I've got you covered with pine needle extract and burdock root, as well as extracts of watercress, nasturtium major and lemon peel. No wow!