All we need to feel like kings are the little things.
We don’t have to live in a mansion, just have a drink to reduce the tension and we can engage in some fun exchange of ideas and delicious aromas.
Whenever we are together, love is in the air and passion is rising like a jumbo jet airliner.
Come on baby, let me show you something finer!
The night time is the right time to live like royalty, love me with all your heart and earn my loyalty.
Throw your clothes to the floor and follow me through the bathroom door - bring a bottle and a plate along because it’s never too late to have a feast for all senses.
The sweet smell of clean bodies will make heavenly melodies, as our minds collide, and our lips join for a big wet kiss!
Spread a small amount of gel on the skin until foaming, then rinse.
like a bum in the morning
WHO AM I?
I am a natural shower gel. The kind that's cool, purple and - despite everything you see on my label - smells good. I'll wash this and that for you, and maybe make you laugh at the same time, as long as you keep your distance from everything (including yourself).
WHATDO I HAVE INSIDE?
Jokes with jokes, but composition with composition! To be able to make jokes on a label, you have to be confident in your worth. And I am! As a natural shower gel, I rely on mild cleansing agents. You'll find plant-derived glycerine in me, which has a strong hygroscopic effect - it penetrates the stratum corneum of your epidermis and allows the active ingredients to reach the deeper layers of the skin. I also have the power of plant extracts for you, which will take care of moisturising and strengthening your skin's protective barrier. These include extracts from the leaves of rosemary, clary sage and ivy as well as chamomile flowers, arnica montana, calendula and white buttercup. Plus, I've got you covered with pine needle extract and burdock root, as well as extracts of watercress, nasturtium major and lemon peel. No wow!