{"id":29201,"date":"2025-11-29T23:06:49","date_gmt":"2025-11-29T22:06:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/produkt\/doberman-shower-gel\/"},"modified":"2026-04-07T10:59:40","modified_gmt":"2026-04-07T08:59:40","slug":"doberman-shower-gel","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/product\/doberman-shower-gel\/","title":{"rendered":"ZAPACH SEKSU I BIZNESU \u2013 Men\u2019s Shower gel 5000 ml"},"content":{"rendered":"

ZAPACH SEKSU I BIZNESU \u2013 8-in-1 Men\u2019s Shower gel in a 5L Jug <\/strong><\/h2>\n

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WHO AM I?<\/strong><\/h3>\n

Here I am, a vegan and incredibly masculine shower gel. Despite being a miniature version, I still smell like good sex and successful business\u2014or, to turn the dog\u2019s tail around, successful sex and good business. Honestly, I\u2019m not sure which one more. A keen nose will also detect masculine cologne with notes of cardamom and black pepper. Someone once called me “the best,” and so far, they haven\u2019t barked it back. <\/p>\n

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WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?<\/strong><\/h3>\n

Let\u2019s get real, babe\u2014I wash and I smell amazing. I do both exceptionally well and in a devastatingly masculine way.
So, let\u2019s be honest, we belong together. And the fact that I\u2019m a massive 5 liters? Well, in this business, size definitely matters\u2014especially when the interior is this damn good! <\/p>\n

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BABE, WONDERING WHAT\u2019S INSIDE?<\/strong><\/h3>\n

I may be tough, decisive, and uncompromising on the outside, but inside, I\u2019m all about gentle plant-based cleansers.
I contain plant-derived glycerin, cardamom seed extract, urea, and niacinamide to keep your skin hydrated and well-cared for. <\/p>\n

Ingredients:<\/strong> Aqua, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Coco-Glucoside, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Glycerin, Glyceryl Oleate, Piper Nigrum Fruit Extract, Elettaria Cardamomum Seed Extract, Sodium Lactate, Sodium PCA, Glycine, Fructose, Urea, Niacinamide, Inositol, Lactic Acid, Sodium Chloride, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid, Parfum.<\/em><\/p>\n

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CHECK OUT MY FRAGRANCE NOTES:<\/strong><\/h3>\n
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  • Top Notes:<\/strong> lemon, grapefruit, aquatic notes<\/li>\n
  • Heart Notes:<\/strong> apple, mint, pink pepper, rose<\/li>\n
  • Base notes:<\/strong> cedarwood, sandalwood, dry wood, tonka bean, musk<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

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    HOW TO USE MEN’S SHOWER GEL:<\/strong><\/h3>\n

    Apply, lather, rinse\u2014remember, with me, the only place you\u2019ll be rinsed is in the shower! <\/p>\n

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    WHAT\u2019S THE WORD ON THE STREET?<\/strong><\/h3>\n

    Tried making money or had a wild night, and now you smell like a wet dog?<\/em>
    \nIs that really the scent of sex and business?!<\/em>
    \nGentlemen… No! <\/em>
    \nThat needs to be washed off!<\/em>
    \n SEX & BUSINESS is class in itself!<\/em>
    \nIt will leave you with the incredible scent of money already earned and satisfy your woman a hundred times more!<\/em>
    \nFor the untamed souls, it helps wash away the scent of shame when caught chasing after other bitches, <\/em>
    \nand most importantly, I\u2019ll wash away even a stain on your honor and wipe every puppyish indiscretion from memory.<\/em><\/p>\n

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    The large-scale<\/strong> version of the shower gel.<\/p>\n

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