{"id":29221,"date":"2025-02-17T19:57:03","date_gmt":"2025-02-17T18:57:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/?post_type=product&p=29221"},"modified":"2025-05-26T13:26:16","modified_gmt":"2025-05-26T11:26:16","slug":"shower-gel-8in1-doberman","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/product\/shower-gel-8in1-doberman\/","title":{"rendered":"SEX AND BUSINESS Shower gel 8in1"},"content":{"rendered":"

SEX AND BUSINESS 8in1 Shower gel 500 ml<\/strong><\/h2>\n

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WHO AM I?<\/strong><\/h3>\n

Here I am, a vegan and ultra-masculine shower gel. I smell like hot sex and thriving business\u2014or, flipping the dog’s tail, thriving sex and hot business. Honestly, I can\u2019t decide which one\u2019s stronger. A sharp nose will pick up my masculine perfume with hints of cardamom and black pepper. Someone once called me “the best”, and they haven\u2019t barked it back yet. <\/p>\n

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WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?<\/strong><\/h3>\n

Let\u2019s get real, babe\u2014I wash and I smell amazing. I do both exceptionally well and in a devastatingly masculine way.
So, let\u2019s be honest, we belong together. <\/p>\n

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BABE, WONDERING WHAT\u2019S INSIDE?<\/strong><\/h3>\n

I may be tough, decisive, and uncompromising on the outside, but inside, I\u2019m all about gentle plant-based cleansers.
I contain plant-derived glycerin, cardamom seed extract, urea, and niacinamide to keep your skin hydrated and well-cared for. <\/p>\n

Ingredients:<\/strong> Aqua, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Coco-Glucoside, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Glycerin, Glyceryl Oleate, Piper Nigrum Fruit Extract, Elettaria Cardamomum Seed Extract, Sodium Lactate, Sodium PCA, Glycine, Fructose, Urea, Niacinamide, Inositol, Lactic Acid, Sodium Chloride, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid, Parfum.<\/em><\/p>\n

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CHECK OUT MY FRAGRANCE NOTES:<\/strong><\/h3>\n
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  • Top Notes:<\/strong> lemon, grapefruit, aquatic notes<\/li>\n
  • Heart Notes:<\/strong> apple, mint, pink pepper, rose<\/li>\n
  • Base notes:<\/strong> cedarwood, sandalwood, dry wood, tonka bean, musk<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

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    HOW TO USE MEN’S SHOWER GEL:<\/strong><\/h3>\n

    Apply, lather, rinse\u2014remember, with me, the only place you\u2019ll be rinsed is in the shower! <\/p>\n

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    WHAT\u2019S THE WORD ON THE STREET?<\/strong><\/h3>\n

    Tried making money or had a wild night, and now you smell like a wet dog?<\/em>
    \nIs that really the scent of sex and business?!<\/em>
    \nGentlemen, NO!
    \nThat needs to be washed off!
    \nSEX AND BUSINESS is pure class.<\/em>
    \nIt will leave you with the incredible scent of money already earned and satisfy your woman a hundred times more!<\/em>
    \nFor those who struggle to be tamed, I\u2019ll erase the scent of shame when you get caught chasing after the wrong\u2026 \u201ccompanions.\u201d
    \nAnd most importantly?
    I\u2019ll wash away even the toughest stains on your honor and erase all your puppy-like mistakes from history.<\/em><\/p>\n

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    With its black, matte label, it exudes pure elegance.<\/strong> It smells like great sex and successful business\u2026 or maybe the other way around? Hello! The label speaks English. <\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":29222,"template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false},"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[899,788,789],"product_tag":[590],"class_list":{"0":"post-29221","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_cat-mens-body-en","7":"product_cat-english-line-en","8":"product_cat-mens-en","9":"product_tag-english-label-en","12":"first","13":"instock","14":"taxable","15":"shipping-taxable","16":"purchasable","17":"product-type-simple"},"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/29221","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/29222"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29221"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=29221"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=29221"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=29221"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}