{"id":30823,"date":"2024-01-10T21:43:24","date_gmt":"2024-01-10T20:43:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/produkt\/goat-shower-gel-8-in-1\/"},"modified":"2026-03-23T14:07:29","modified_gmt":"2026-03-23T13:07:29","slug":"goat-shower-gel-8-in-1","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/product\/goat-shower-gel-8-in-1\/","title":{"rendered":"KOZIO\u0141 8 in 1 Shower Gel (Goat)"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>PODCHMIELONY KOZIO\u0141 8 in 1 Shower gel 500 ml (Hoppy Goat)<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><strong>WHO AM I?<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Here I am, a shower gel for men, natural, vegan, and also brilliantly and definitely awesomely smelling of men&#8217;s perfume. A gel with hop extract. But still just a shower gel.   <\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><strong>WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Truth be told, I\u2019ll wash anything you dream of. Want to wash your body? Be my guest. Need to wash your hair? Don\u2019t hold back. Just your face, hands, or feet? Yep, I\u2019m a solid choice! If you\u2019re still wondering, the answer is yes\u2014you can also wash your nuts and the rest of your plumbing with me. Actually, you can even scrub your dog with me (provided he consents), and even your beloved car or motorbike. A motorcycle too, for that matter.          <\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><strong>BABE, WONDERING WHAT\u2019S INSIDE?<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>First of all, looking at my recipe soberly, you can immediately see that it is based on mild cleansing substances of plant origin. In addition, I contain glycerin (also of plant origin) and soothing hop extract. <\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Ingredients:<\/strong> Aqua, Glycerin, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Sodium Lauroyl Methyl Isethionate, Sodium Methyl Oleoyl Taurate, Lauryl Glucoside, Coco-Glucoside, Humulus Lupulus Extract, Guar Hydroxypropyltrimonium Chloride, Citric Acid, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Chloride, Parfum, Linalool.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><strong>CHECK OUT MY FRAGRANCE NOTES:<\/strong><\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Top notes:<\/strong> icy mint, bergamot<\/li>\n<li><strong>Heart notes:<\/strong> geranium, apple<\/li>\n<li><strong>Base notes:<\/strong> vanilla, sandalwood, cedar<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><strong>HOW TO USE MEN&#8217;S SHOWER GEL:<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>Apply to your fur, massage in, and rinse off\u2014just not with your tongue.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><strong>WHAT\u2019S THE WORD ON THE STREET?<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p><em>The Goat sat on the Internet,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>what did he order? You know very well! <\/em><br \/>\n<em>LaQ gel for your sweet face<\/em><br \/>\n<em>and even the goats and sheep are catching the scent.<\/em><br \/>\n<em>And the little goat won&#8217;t say no<\/em><br \/>\n<em>his pretty face steals the show!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-49195 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/laq.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/95-300x120.jpg\" alt=\"Sign pictograms: dermatologically tested, vegan product and 95 percent ingredients of natural origin\" width=\"300\" height=\"120\" srcset=\"https:\/\/laq.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/95-300x120.jpg 300w, https:\/\/laq.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/95-1024x410.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/laq.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/95-768x307.jpg 768w, https:\/\/laq.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/95-726x290.jpg 726w, https:\/\/laq.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/95.jpg 1135w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Smells like a badass masculine perfume.<\/strong> Showe gel with hop extract. 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