{"id":30911,"date":"2024-01-10T21:49:31","date_gmt":"2024-01-10T20:49:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/produkt\/shots-shower-gel-natural-hedonist\/"},"modified":"2026-03-11T21:55:54","modified_gmt":"2026-03-11T20:55:54","slug":"shots-shower-gel-natural-hedonist","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/product\/shots-shower-gel-natural-hedonist\/","title":{"rendered":"Shots! Shower Gel B\u0141\u0118KIT PARY\u017bA 500 ml (Parisian Blue)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Shots! Shower Gel \u2013 Cleanliness, lather, and a heavy dose of humor<\/strong><\/h2>\n

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WHO AM I?<\/strong><\/h3>\n

Here I am, vegan and natural Shots shower gel! – so nice, denatured alcohol purple. And – perhaps despite everything you see and read on its label – it smells great.<\/p>\n

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WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?<\/strong><\/h3>\n

In short, I’ll wash this and that for you. Besides, I might even make you laugh a little, as long as you maintain a distance from everything you can (including yourself). Plus, I’m also good at beating the foam. The one in the bathtub, of course!<\/p>\n

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BABE, WONDERING WHAT\u2019S INSIDE?<\/strong><\/h3>\n

But jokes aside, let’s talk about the composition! First of all, the recipe of this natural shower gel is based on mild cleansing substances. Secondly, you will find plant-based glycerin and the power of plant extracts: from rosemary leaves, common sage and common ivy, and from chamomile flowers, mountain arnica, marigold and white deadnettle. In addition, the gel contains extracts from Scots pine needles, burdock root, watercress, nasturtium and lemon peel. As you can see, there is no shortage of things!<\/p>\n

Ingredients: Aqua, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Coco-Glucoside, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Glycerin, Glyceryl Oleate, Rosmarinus Officinalis Leaf Extract, Chamomilla Recutita Flower Extract, Arnica Montana Flower Extract, Lamium Album Extract, Salvia Officinalis Leaf Extract, Pinus Sylvestris Bud Extract, Nasturtium Officinale Extract, Arctium Majus Root Extract, Citrus Limon Peel Extract, Hedera Helix Leaf Extract, Calendula Officinalis Flower Extract, Tropaeolum Majus Flower Extract, Sodium Chloride, Sodium Gluconate, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid, Parfum, Coumarin, Limonene, Linalool, Linalyl Acetate, Tetramethyl Acetyloctahydronaphthalenes, CI 60730
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CHECK OUT MY FRAGRANCE NOTES:<\/strong><\/h3>\n
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  • Top notes:<\/strong> lemon, rosemary, spicy notes<\/li>\n
  • Heart notes:<\/strong> almond, tonka bean<\/li>\n
  • Base notes: <\/strong>notes of leather, patchouli, cedar<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

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    HOW TO USE THE NATURAL SHOWER GEL:<\/strong><\/h3>\n

    Apply a small amount of gel to your skin, lather up, then rinse off.<\/p>\n

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    WHAT\u2019S THE WORD ON THE STREET?<\/strong><\/h3>\n

    Paris Blue \u2013 purple, men’s… It pounds with plywood.<\/em>
    \nBon jour!<\/em>
    \nEggs go best with sour rye soup, and our bottle goes best with eggs.<\/em>
    \nAlcohol content just as high* as in that famously strong box wine.
    *You know the one.<\/em>
    \nPierre Joncy from Paris (the one between Pozna\u0144 and Bydgoszcz) told us a story that inspired us.<\/em>
    \nOne day, Pierre Joncy walked into a barn and suddenly\u2014Gone with the Wind! The roof flew off, and before his eyes appeared a magnificent blue, straight out of Paris.<\/em>
    \nColored or not, it’s better to stand with our box in the shower than lie with one outside the store.<\/em>
    \nHighly recommended for those who bathe asymptomatically.<\/em>
    \nAs tempting as it may be\u2014don\u2019t drink it.<\/em>
    \nAvoid the eye area.<\/em>
    \nThere is no need to filter through bread crust.<\/em><\/p>\n

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    That classic meths-purple<\/strong>. There’s also a high probability that the label will get a laugh out of you and anyone else who uses your bathroom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":30912,"template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false},"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[910,730,587,588,552],"product_tag":[685],"class_list":{"0":"post-30911","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_cat-the-big-shot","7":"product_cat-shots-en","8":"product_cat-shower-gels","9":"product_cat-500-ml","10":"product_cat-mens","11":"product_tag-shots-en","14":"first","15":"instock","16":"taxable","17":"shipping-taxable","18":"purchasable","19":"product-type-simple"},"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/30911","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/30912"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30911"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=30911"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=30911"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=30911"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}