{"id":30916,"date":"2024-01-10T21:49:17","date_gmt":"2024-01-10T20:49:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/produkt\/shots-shower-gel-bloody-mary\/"},"modified":"2026-03-12T13:20:18","modified_gmt":"2026-03-12T12:20:18","slug":"shots-shower-gel-bloody-mary","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/product\/shots-shower-gel-bloody-mary\/","title":{"rendered":"Shots! Shower Gel Shower Gel KRWAWA MARY 500 ml (Bloody Mary)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Shots! Shower Gel \u2013 Cleanliness, lather, and a heavy dose of humor<\/strong><\/h2>\n

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WHO AM I?<\/strong><\/h3>\n

Here I am, vegan and natural Shots shower gel! – so nice, blood red. And – perhaps despite everything you see and read on its label – it smells great.<\/p>\n

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WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?<\/strong><\/h3>\n

I\u2019ll wash this and that, keep things fresh, and maybe even make you laugh \u2013 if you\u2019ve got a healthy sense of humor (especially about yourself).
Oh, and let\u2019s not forget \u2013 I\u2019m great at making foam. In the shower, of course! <\/p>\n

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BABE, WONDERING WHAT\u2019S INSIDE?<\/strong><\/h3>\n

But jokes aside, let’s talk ingredients! First of all, the formula of this natural shower gel is based on gentle cleansing agents. Secondly, you’ll find plant-derived glycerin and a powerhouse of botanical extracts: rosemary, sage, and ivy leaves, as well as chamomile, arnica, calendula, and white dead-nettle flowers. On top of that, this gel is packed with extracts from Scots pine needles, burdock root, watercress, greater nasturtium, and lemon peel. As you can see, there\u2019s no nonsense here\u2014just pure goodness! <\/p>\n

Ingredients<\/strong>: Aqua, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Coco-Glucoside, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Glycerin, Glyceryl Oleate, Rosmarinus Officinalis Leaf Extract, Chamomilla Recutita Flower Extract, Arnica Montana Flower Extract, Lamium Album Extract, Salvia Officinalis Leaf Extract, Pinus Sylvestris Bud Extract, Nasturtium Officinale Extract, Arctium Majus Root Extract, Citrus Limon Peel Extract, Hedera Helix Leaf Extract, Calendula Officinalis Flower Extract, Tropaeolum Majus Flower Extract, Sodium Chloride, Sodium Gluconate, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid, Parfum, Hexamethylindanopyran, Tetramethyl Acetyloctahydronaphthalenes, Sodium Sulfate, CI 14720.<\/em><\/p>\n

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CHECK OUT MY FRAGRANCE NOTES:<\/strong><\/h3>\n
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  • Top notes:<\/strong> honeysuckle, rose water, green leaves<\/li>\n
  • Heart notes:<\/strong> lotus, carnation, osmanthus, fig leaves, rose water<\/li>\n
  • Base notes:<\/strong> musk, wood notes<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

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    HOW TO USE THE NATURAL SHOWER GEL:<\/strong><\/h3>\n

    Apply a small amount of gel to your skin, lather up, then rinse off.<\/p>\n

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    WHAT\u2019S THE WORD ON THE STREET?<\/strong><\/h3>\n

    Bloody Mary – red, for her… When the devil hits you.<\/em>
    \nKrwawa Mary is one hell of a woman.<\/em>
    \nRed like your dad’s organ on Valentine’s Day*.<\/em>
    \nSensual like a short dress, because a red mini goes hand in hand with a little black dress at any time of day or night.<\/em>
    \nRed like your guy’s passion after 3 beers and lipstick on his shirt after a company party attended only by his buddies.<\/em>
    \nRed as the blood that floods you because you hear “mommy!” for the hundredth time in an hour.<\/em>
    \nSound familiar?<\/em>
    \nRemember, you need ten muscles to show an angry face, but only three to extend your middle finger.<\/em>
    \nDon’t overexert yourself.<\/em>
    \nRelax in a hot bath and wash away your day’s pissed off with a Bloody Mary.<\/em><\/p>\n

    * Heart, you pervert.<\/em><\/p>\n

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    So blood red. There is also a certain chance that its label will provide some amusement to you and other users of your bathroom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":30917,"template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false},"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[791,910,730,587,588,563],"product_tag":[685],"class_list":{"0":"post-30916","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_cat-outlet-en","7":"product_cat-the-big-shot","8":"product_cat-shots-en","9":"product_cat-shower-gels","10":"product_cat-500-ml","11":"product_cat-womens","12":"product_tag-shots-en","15":"first","16":"instock","17":"sale","18":"taxable","19":"shipping-taxable","20":"purchasable","21":"product-type-simple"},"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/30916","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/30917"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30916"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=30916"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=30916"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=30916"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}