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PASSAT S\u0104SIADA Multi-Purpose Body & Hand Grease 200 ml<\/strong><\/h2>\n

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WHO AM I?<\/strong><\/h3>\n

Here I am, the natural, vegan body lotion built for men. I\u2019m here to hydrate and calm your skin, all while smelling like a blend of herbal remedies and the neighbor’s garage. My lightweight, non-greasy texture sinks in instantly. If every tinkerer and driver used me regularly, they\u2019d be walking around with skin shining like a mint-condition Passat! <\/p>\n

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WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?<\/strong><\/h3>\n

Long story short: send the other lotions to the scrap heap! If your skin is dry and cranky, consider me your pharmaceutical-grade grease. I\u2019m packed with an herbal arsenal that hydrates like a pro and provides instant relief\u2014you\u2019ll feel the difference after the very first swipe! <\/p>\n

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BABE, WONDERING WHAT\u2019S INSIDE?<\/strong><\/h3>\n

My specs include heavy-duty hydrators like glycerin and sweet almond oil. Inside, you\u2019ll find a soothing team of chamomile, arnica, and calendula, backed by antioxidant rosemary and Vitamin E. I\u2019m also reinforced with nourishing sunflower oil and a botanical blend of sage, ivy, lemon, burdock, pine, and nasturtium\u2014finished with a dash of eucalyptus and lavender for that signature garage flair. <\/p>\n

Ingredients:<\/strong> Aqua, Cetearyl Alcohol, Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis Oil, Glycerin, Isoamyl Laurate, Rosmarinus Officinalis Leaf Extract, Chamomilla Recutita Flower Extract, Arnica Montana Flower Extract, Lamium Album Extract, Salvia Officinalis Leaf Extract, Pinus Sylvestris Bud Extract, Nasturtium Officinale Extract, Arctium Majus Root Extract, Citrus Limon Peel Extract, Hedera Helix Leaf Extract, Calendula Officinalis Flower Extract, Tropaeolum Majus Flower Extract, Tocopherol, Helianthus Annuus Seed Oil, Ceteareth-20, Glyceryl Stearate, Xanthan Gum, Citric Acid, Stearic Acid, Palmitic Acid, Sodium Gluconate, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Parfum, Alpha-Isomethyl Ionone, Citrus Aurantium Peel Oil, Eucalyptus Globulus Oil, Geranyl Acetate, Hexamethylindanopyran, Lavandula Oil\/Extract, Limonene, Linalool, Linalyl Acetate, Pinene, Pogostemon Cablin Oil, Tetramethyl Acetyloctahydronaphthalenes.<\/em><\/p>\n

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CHECK OUT MY FRAGRANCE NOTES:<\/strong><\/h3>\n
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  • Top notes:<\/strong> leather, tobacco, cloves<\/li>\n
  • Heart notes:<\/strong> lavender, notes of fresh air<\/li>\n
  • Base :<\/strong> patchouli, cedar, sandalwood<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

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    HOW TO USE NATURAL BODY AND HAND CREAM:<\/strong><\/h3>\n

    Grab a drop the size of an oil cap and rub it in like bumper polish. It sinks in instantly with zero friction. That\u2019s it\u2014now get back to the garage! <\/p>\n

    WHAT\u2019S THE WORD ON THE STREET?<\/strong><\/h3>\n

    Life is like a Passat\u2014if you don’t lube it, you won’t move it. Neighbor\u2019s Passat GREASE handles better than glycerin on a dry road and hits harder than chamomile on a scrape. If it glides, it slides! This cream is the ultimate after-work lubricant: zero friction, with a finish as smooth as polished bodywork. Irritation won\u2019t rust you out, even if dryness is hungry for a bite. LaQ cried tears of joy when testing this one!
    \nn this life, a Passat needs to drink\u2014and so does your skin. Grab this GREASE and give your hands a proper polish. Let them gleam like second-hand chrome with that signature garage-pharmacy scent. It\u2019s high-performance tuning for your elbows on a budget. If you don’t buy it, your neighbor definitely will.
    It won\u2019t fix deep grinder scratches or 13mm wrench dings, but after a day of DIY, your skin will look classy as a freshly waxed hood! <\/em><\/p>\n

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    PASSAT S\u0104SIADA Multi-Purpose Body & Hand Grease<\/strong>\u2014the shower gel\u2019s younger cousin. It\u2019s rust-orange, mysterious, and straight out of the garage. Fair warning: reading this label is basically a front-row seat to a stand-up show. Your roommates might never want to leave the bathroom. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":51378,"template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false},"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[579,604,926,552,730,910],"product_tag":[685],"class_list":{"0":"post-51377","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_cat-body-lotions","7":"product_cat-creams","8":"product_cat-creams-and-lotions-for-body-and-face","9":"product_cat-mens","10":"product_cat-shots-en","11":"product_cat-the-big-shot","12":"product_tag-shots-en","15":"first","16":"instock","17":"taxable","18":"shipping-taxable","19":"purchasable","20":"product-type-simple"},"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/51377","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/51378"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=51377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=51377"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=51377"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=51377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}