{"id":51609,"date":"2025-09-08T11:02:09","date_gmt":"2025-09-08T09:02:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/produkt\/shots-shower-gel-pies-na-baby-500-ml-skirt-chaser\/"},"modified":"2025-09-08T11:02:09","modified_gmt":"2025-09-08T09:02:09","slug":"shots-shower-gel-pies-na-baby-500-ml-skirt-chaser","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/product\/shots-shower-gel-pies-na-baby-500-ml-skirt-chaser\/","title":{"rendered":"Shots! Shower Gel PIES NA BABY 500 ml (Skirt chaser)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Shots! Shower Gel \u2013 Cleanliness, lather, and a heavy dose of humor<\/strong><\/h2>\n

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WHO AM I?<\/strong><\/h3>\n

Here I am, the Skirt-chaser \u2013 natural and vegan. Rumor has it I\u2019m divine, but enough about me, let\u2019s talk about you. Do you like what you see? <\/p>\n

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WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?<\/strong><\/h3>\n

I\u2019ll promise you anything\u2014after all, talk is cheap. I\u2019m like a Prince Charming, just without the kingdom and with a Golf MK4. If I were an app, I\u2019d still be in beta. You might not see it yet, but we fit together like two halves of a whole (or five shots of vodka). We\u2019ve got style\u2014Cheap Armani and Coco Shmannel.
What I love most about you is that you like me, but the truth is, I want to pluck you like a gardener pulls weeds. I\u2019ll give you a bath in bubbles and champagne, and all your friends will scream with envy. I cleanse, I hydrate, I nourish\u2014and I smell like Dior from a Turkish bazaar. <\/p>\n

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BABE, WONDERING WHAT\u2019S INSIDE?<\/strong><\/h3>\n

I might not pay with a gold credit card or drive a Bentley, but I’m sure you’ll appreciate my heart of gold and my rich interior. Golden, yet modest! Look, babe, check out what I\u2019m hiding inside: I cleanse thanks to washing agents derived from coconut oil. I hydrate and protect your skin from moisture loss with glycerin and emollients. Extracts of rosemary, sage, and pine refresh the skin, offering toning and stimulating properties.
Chamomile, calendula, and arnica soothe and calm your skin, while lemon and watercress brighten it up, adding energy and glow. The fact is, you won’t find another one like me (unless, you know, you actually look for one). <\/p>\n

Ingredients:<\/strong> Aqua, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Coco-Glucoside, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Glycerin, Glyceryl Oleate, Rosmarinus Officinalis Leaf Extract, Chamomilla Recutita Flower Extract, Arnica Montana Flower Extract, Lamium Album Extract, Salvia Officinalis Leaf Extract, Pinus Sylvestris Bud Extract, Nasturtium Officinale Extract, Arctium Majus Root Extract, Citrus Limon Peel Extract, Hedera Helix Leaf Extract, Calendula Officinalis Flower Extract, Tropaeolum Majus Flower Extract, Sodium Chloride, Sodium Gluconate, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Laureth Sulfate*, Phenoxyethanol*, Simethicone*, Citric Acid, Parfum, Limonene, Linalool, Linalyl Acetate, Tetramethyl Acetyloctahydronaphthalenes, Citrus Limon Peel Oil, Juniperus Virginiana Oil, CI 17200*, CI 74160*. *sk\u0142adniki barwnika, zawarto\u015b\u0107 w \u017celu <0,002%
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CHECK OUT MY FRAGRANCE NOTES:<\/strong><\/h3>\n
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  • Top notes:<\/strong> lemongrass, eucalyptus, ginger<\/li>\n
  • Heart notes:<\/strong> jasmine, cedar, marine notes<\/li>\n
  • Base notes:<\/strong> vanilla, the sweetness of hay<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

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    HOW TO USE THE NATURAL SHOWER GEL:<\/strong><\/h3>\n

    Skoro ju\u017c jeste\u015bmy razem na stronie, to na\u0142\u00f3\u017c mnie na sk\u00f3r\u0119 i delikatnie wmasuj. Nie zejd\u0119 z ciebie jak szpak z czere\u015bni, chyba, \u017ce mnie obficie sp\u0142uczesz. <\/p>\n

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    WHAT\u2019S THE WORD ON THE STREET?<\/strong><\/h3>\n

    Sweeter than your favorite drink. Smells like a perfume called ‘Pheromones of Desperation.’ As divine as an Instagram-era Don Juan. He thinks his ‘Amor Omnia Vincit’ tattoo is the name of an Italian model. The only emotional depth he feels is in his wallet, and he confuses ‘romance’ with a joint disease. He walks around with his shirt unbuttoned because there\u2019s no one to sew on a button for him. He\u2019s got the gift of gab, but mostly about himself. The best compliment he can muster is: ‘You look good for your age.’ And just when you\u2019re about to puke from all that sweetness, he says: ‘Karma\u2019s a bitch.’ The conclusion? He might not be perfect, but he\u2019s mine. <\/em><\/p>\n

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    So innocent, so pink.<\/strong> But the name doesn\u2019t lie: this gel really can turn you into a total ladies’ man. Use at your own risk!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":36183,"template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false},"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[588,730,910],"product_tag":[950,685],"class_list":{"0":"post-51609","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_cat-500-ml","7":"product_cat-shots-en","8":"product_cat-the-big-shot","9":"product_tag-new-shots","10":"product_tag-shots-en","13":"first","14":"instock","15":"taxable","16":"shipping-taxable","17":"purchasable","18":"product-type-simple"},"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/51609","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/36183"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=51609"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=51609"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=51609"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=51609"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}