{"id":51610,"date":"2025-09-08T11:02:02","date_gmt":"2025-09-08T09:02:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/produkt\/shots-shower-gel-dirty-thoughts-500-ml-dirty-thoughts\/"},"modified":"2025-09-08T11:02:02","modified_gmt":"2025-09-08T09:02:02","slug":"shots-shower-gel-dirty-thoughts-500-ml-dirty-thoughts","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/product\/shots-shower-gel-dirty-thoughts-500-ml-dirty-thoughts\/","title":{"rendered":"Shots! Shower Gel DIRTY THOUGHTS 500 ml (Dirty thoughts)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Shots! Shower Gel \u2013 Cleanliness, lather, and a heavy dose of humor<\/strong><\/h2>\n

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WHO AM I?<\/strong><\/h3>\n

I\u2019m natural, vegan, and perfect for a dirty mind like yours. As they say, a hungry mind is a naughty mind\u2014so don’t wait. Take DIRTY THOUGHTS into the shower and let’s see what happens. <\/p>\n

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WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?<\/strong><\/h3>\n

Oczyszczam, pachn\u0119 i robi\u0119 pian\u0119, ale przede wszystkim lubi\u0119 si\u0119 zabawi\u0107! Wiesz, \u017ce potrzebujesz SPRO\u015aNYCH MY\u015aLI, kiedy od prysznica solo wolisz \u015bwi\u0144ski duet. Czy ten naturalny \u017cel pod prysznic pobudza wyobra\u017ani\u0119? Zdecydowanie! Czy daje dobry po\u015blizg? By\u0107 mo\u017ce! Czy zmienia stan skupienia cia\u0142? Owszem, ale tylko w po\u017c\u0105danym towarzystwie. Jedno jest pewne, je\u017celi w\u0142a\u015bnie u\u015bmiechasz si\u0119 pod nosem, to ten \u017cel jest stworzony dla ciebie. <\/p>\n

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BABE, WONDERING WHAT\u2019S INSIDE?<\/strong><\/h3>\n

If your dirty thoughts suspiciously often escape to the bosom of nature, it might mean you simply love nature\u2019s touch. And that\u2019s a perfect match, because nature is me! My formula is based on natural ingredients and gentle cleansing agents. You\u2019ll find a wealth of botanical extracts here: rosemary, sage, and ivy, along with chamomile, mountain arnica, calendula, and white nettle flowers. But wait, there’s more\u2014my inner self hides extracts of pine needles, burdock root, watercress, nasturtium, and lemon peel. Their mission? To soothe, regenerate, refresh, and stimulate your skin. Plant-based glycerin takes care of hydration and prevents moisture loss. And as we all know: where there\u2019s moisture, there are DIRTY THOUGHTS. That\u2019s just Mother Nature at work. <\/p>\n

Ingredients<\/strong>: Aqua, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Coco-Glucoside, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Glycerin, Glyceryl Oleate, Rosmarinus Officinalis Leaf Extract, Chamomilla Recutita Flower Extract, Arnica Montana Flower Extract, Lamium Album Extract, Salvia Officinalis Leaf Extract, Pinus Sylvestris Bud Extract, Nasturtium Officinale Extract, Arctium Majus Root Extract, Citrus Limon Peel Extract, Hedera Helix Leaf Extract, Calendula Officinalis Flower Extract, Tropaeolum Majus Flower Extract, Sodium Chloride, Sodium Gluconate, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid, Parfum, Hexamethylindanopyran, Tetramethyl Acetyloctahydronaphthalenes, Sodium Sulfate, CI 14720.
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CHECK OUT MY FRAGRANCE NOTES:<\/strong><\/h3>\n
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  • Top notes:<\/strong> leather, tobacco, cloves<\/li>\n
  • Heart notes: leather, tobacco, clove<\/li>\n
  • Base notes:<\/strong> patchouli, cedar, sandalwood<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

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    HOW TO USE THE NATURAL SHOWER GEL:<\/strong><\/h3>\n

    Apply, massage eagerly until a rich lather forms, and rinse. Remember! If you notice a clear excess of DIRTY THOUGHTS, pour a bucket of cold water over your head. <\/p>\n

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    WHAT\u2019S THE WORD ON THE STREET?<\/strong><\/h3>\n

    A sensual scent that begins with an innocent hair wash and ends wherever your imagination takes you. Just let your fantasy run wild\u2014it\u2019s there to play hard. It cleanses the body. It stimulates the rest. It\u2019ll make even your towels blush.
    DIRTY THOUGHTS are the beginning of all those sinful plans you shouldn\u2019t talk about out loud\u2014just put them into action. This product doesn\u2019t guarantee a lack of moral hangover, but it does guarantee great memories. After excessively long lathering, a cold shower is advised. Caution: May lead to prolonged showers. For ecological reasons, we recommend showering in pairs. <\/em><\/p>\n

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    It\u2019s so pink and innocent-looking.<\/strong> But after use, there\u2019s a certain probability that your thoughts will become, well\u2026 a bit more dirty<\/b>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":36167,"template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false},"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[588,730,910],"product_tag":[950,685],"class_list":{"0":"post-51610","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_cat-500-ml","7":"product_cat-shots-en","8":"product_cat-the-big-shot","9":"product_tag-new-shots","10":"product_tag-shots-en","13":"first","14":"instock","15":"taxable","16":"shipping-taxable","17":"purchasable","18":"product-type-simple"},"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/51610","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/36167"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=51610"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=51610"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=51610"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=51610"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}