{"id":51615,"date":"2025-10-30T08:51:34","date_gmt":"2025-10-30T07:51:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/produkt\/shots-shower-gel-bedzie-pan-zadowolony-100-ml-youll-be-pleased\/"},"modified":"2025-10-30T08:51:34","modified_gmt":"2025-10-30T07:51:34","slug":"shots-shower-gel-bedzie-pan-zadowolony-100-ml-youll-be-pleased","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/product\/shots-shower-gel-bedzie-pan-zadowolony-100-ml-youll-be-pleased\/","title":{"rendered":"Shots! Shower Gel B\u0118DZIE PAN ZADOWOLONY 100 ml (You\u2019ll be pleased)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Shots! Shower Gel \u2013 Cleanliness, lather, and a heavy dose of humor<\/strong><\/h2>\n

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WHO AM I?<\/strong><\/h3>\n

I\u2019m natural, vegan, and I seriously know my trade. I don\u2019t do \u2018concrete\u2019 commitments and I\u2019m no good for pouring foundations, but as they say: I\u2019ll get the job done right. In short\u2014YOU\u2019LL BE PLEASED. <\/p>\n

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WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?<\/strong><\/h3>\n

Old builder\u2019s wisdom says: if you did a proper job every time, you\u2019d never make a penny! They built Wawel Castle without expansion joints, and look\u2014it\u2019s still standing! It might not be pretty, but at least it\u2019s cheap! I wash, I smell good, I lather, and I moisturize. Plus, I\u2019m guaranteed to make you smile\u2014as long as you take me with a bit of a wink. <\/p>\n

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BABE, WONDERING WHAT\u2019S INSIDE?<\/strong><\/h3>\n

My ingredients list is better than a wheelbarrow full of bonuses and an early finish on a Friday! Listen here\u2014I\u2019m packed with extracts of rosemary, chamomile, arnica, sage, white nettle, pine, watercress, burdock, ivy, marigold, and nasturtium. They work on your skin to refresh, tone, and tighten. They boost microcirculation, regenerate, soothe, and calm any irritation. A coconut-oil-based cleanser handles the dirty work, while glycerin and emollients stand guard to keep you hydrated and protected from drying out. As the old-school builders say: \u2018Doesn\u2019t matter if it\u2019s straight or crooked, as long as it\u2019s level!\u2019 A construction site isn\u2019t a pharmacy, after all, and you and \u2018the lad\u2019 couldn\u2019t have rigged up anything better. Top-notch stuff. Absolute fire. <\/p>\n

Ingredients:<\/strong> Aqua, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Coco-Glucoside, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Glycerin, Glyceryl Oleate, Rosmarinus Officinalis Leaf Extract, Chamomilla Recutita Flower Extract, Arnica Montana Flower Extract, Lamium Album Extract, Salvia Officinalis Leaf Extract, Pinus Sylvestris Bud Extract, Nasturtium Officinale Extract, Arctium Majus Root Extract, Citrus Limon Peel Extract, Hedera Helix Leaf Extract, Calendula Officinalis Flower Extract, Tropaeolum Majus Flower Extract, Sodium Chloride, Sodium Gluconate, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid, Parfum, Sodium Sulfate, Limonene, Linalool, Hexamethylindanopyran, Linalyl Acetate, CI 47005, CI 42090
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CHECK OUT MY FRAGRANCE NOTES:<\/strong><\/h3>\n
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  • Top notes:<\/strong> fresh, citrusy, slightly spicy herbs<\/li>\n
  • Heart notes:<\/strong> white flowers, fruity, delicate spices<\/li>\n
  • Base notes:<\/strong> woody, balsamic-vanilla, musk<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

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    HOW TO USE THE NATURAL SHOWER GEL:<\/strong><\/h3>\n

    Prepare the substrate, wet it down, measure your materials, apply to the prepared surface, work it in until a lather forms, rinse. Repeat until satisfied. <\/p>\n

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    WHAT\u2019S THE WORD ON THE STREET?<\/strong><\/h3>\n

    Dreaming of sun, sand, and water? Become a builder. You spend all day running with an empty wheelbarrow because you\u2019re in such a rush there\u2019s no time to load it. And if the shovel breaks, you lean against the cement mixer with pure dedication. You painstakingly carry one board at a time, while Smith carries two\u2014because he\u2019s lazy and doesn\u2019t want to walk twice. Your favorite animals are \u2018monkeys\u2019 (minis), and you\u2019re like a crocodile yourself: a big mouth for talking, and tiny hands for working. Yet, when it\u2019s time to knock off, you stand as straight as your wall. Because a true pro doesn\u2019t start work on a Monday. You have to sit down, think it over, and take it easy. And after a long, heated debate on whether skim coating is better than drywall for a quick fix, your mates will only have one question left: \u2018So, lad, did you get any over the weekend?<\/em><\/p>\n

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    So confident, yet so effective.<\/strong> Just use it once and you\u2019ll see for yourself that it truly lives up to its name<\/strong>. This mini bottle is perfect for travel, the gym, or the pool, and it makes a fantastic little addition to any gift!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":51616,"template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false},"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[739,552,740,730],"product_tag":[950,685],"class_list":{"0":"post-51615","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_cat-small-shower-gel-100-ml","7":"product_cat-mens","8":"product_cat-pocket-shots","9":"product_cat-shots-en","10":"product_tag-new-shots","11":"product_tag-shots-en","14":"first","15":"instock","16":"taxable","17":"shipping-taxable","18":"purchasable","19":"product-type-simple"},"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/51615","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/51616"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=51615"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=51615"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=51615"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=51615"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}