{"id":54778,"date":"2026-06-09T08:53:04","date_gmt":"2026-06-09T06:53:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/produkt\/meski-zel-pod-prysznic-8-w-1-mycie-ptaka-5000-ml\/"},"modified":"2026-08-07T13:59:38","modified_gmt":"2026-08-07T11:59:38","slug":"meski-zel-pod-prysznic-8-w-1-mycie-ptaka-5000-ml","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/produkt\/meski-zel-pod-prysznic-8-w-1-mycie-ptaka-5000-ml\/","title":{"rendered":"Men\u2019s 8-in-1 Shower gel MYCIE PTAKA 500 ml (Pecker Wash)"},"content":{"rendered":"

One shower gel, 8 uses \u2014 men\u2019s grooming without unnecessary complications<\/strong><\/h2>\n

WHO AM I?<\/strong><\/h3>\n

I\u2019m a vegan shower gel that will give wings to any eagle. I help you start the day soaring and end it flying high. <\/p>\n

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WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?<\/strong><\/h3>\n

I\u2019m a high-flying product! You can wash your pecker with me, and if you really want to, you can even tidy up the nest. By the way, I smell so good that chicks will be racing to build nests, hoping they\u2019ll get to sit on your eggs. I don\u2019t provide bird-brains with a sharp mind, but I refresh the body perfectly. I wash, I smell great, I lather up, and I make such an impression that you can confidently hit the town to get laid. And although I smell divine, I don’t recommend taking me in your beak. <\/p>\n

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BABE, WONDERING WHAT\u2019S INSIDE?<\/strong><\/h3>\n

Inside, I\u2019m the absolute quintessence of nature! You don\u2019t need a bird\u2019s-eye view to see my killer formula. Here, you\u2019ll find gentle cleansing agents and plant-based glycerin responsible for hydration. The presence of panthenol, niacin, and biotin ensures your feathers will be perfectly groomed and well-cared-for. Look, we could argue over semantics, but we\u2019re absolutely convinced this is the best shower gel for a magnificent bird! <\/p>\n

Ingredients:<\/strong> Aqua, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Coco-Glucoside, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Glycerin, Glyceryl Oleate, Panthenol, Niacin, Biotin, Betula Alba Leaf Extract, Chamomilla Recutita Flower Extract, Equisetum Arvense Extract, Urtica Dioica Leaf Extract, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract, Humulus Lupulus Extract, Arctium Lappa Root Extract, Salvia Officinalis Leaf Extract, Camellia Sinensis Leaf Extract, Lawsonia Inermis Extract, Panicum Miliaceum Seed Extract, Sodium Gluconate, Citric Acid, Sodium Chloride, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Benzoate, Parfum, Coumarin, Limonene, Linalool, Linalyl Acetate, Tetramethyl Acetyloctahydronaphthalenes. <\/em><\/p>\n

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CHECK OUT MY FRAGRANCE NOTES:<\/strong><\/h3>\n
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  • Top notes:<\/strong> ccitrus fruits, rosemary, spicy notes<\/li>\n
  • Heart notes:<\/strong> almond, Tonka bean<\/li>\n
  • Base notes:<\/strong> notes of leather, patchouli, cedar<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

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    HOW TO USE MEN’S SHOWER GEL:<\/strong><\/h3>\n

    Apply to skin, massage in, foam and rinse.<\/p>\n

    WHAT\u2019S THE WORD ON THE STREET?<\/strong><\/h3>\n

    Better to take an eagle-faced dive in the tub than to vulture drinks off your neighbor. So even if you step into the shower drunk as a starling, you\u2019ll still walk out looking like a majestic white-tailed eagle carved in marble against a red backdrop. Because this isn\u2019t just a regular wash. It\u2019s a ritual for guys with balls as big as an ostrich\u2019s\u2014though those with quail-sized ones are welcome to splash around too. And we don’t wrap things in a towel\u2014by which we mean, we don’t beat around the bush. You don\u2019t need to strut like a peacock. No need to play anyone for a hoopoe or drop a cuckoo’s egg on them. <\/em>
    \nFor as everyone knows, an eagle\u2014whether big or small\u2014stands proud, because anything else simply wouldn’t befit him. Just as long as he’s clean and fresh. <\/em><\/p>\n

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    MYCIE PTAKA<\/strong> (PECKER WASH) \u2013 because even the biggest hawk needs to preen his feathers sometimes! A shower gel for the guy who loves high-flying action, sharp turns, and night hunts.<\/strong> Refresh your plumage, keep your nest tidy, and always be ready for takeoff. Smell so good that no chick will walk past your cage indifferently! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":54779,"template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false},"product_brand":[973],"product_cat":[588,1042,891,912,587],"product_tag":[1043,635,1006,919],"class_list":["post-54778","product","type-product","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","product_brand-laq","product_cat-500-ml","product_cat-mens-gels-500-ml","product_cat-mens-shower-gels","product_cat-new-arrivals","product_cat-shower-gels","product_tag-500-ml-mens-gel","product_tag-for-him","product_tag-pecker-wash","product_tag-the-perfect-gift","first","instock","taxable","shipping-taxable","purchasable","product-type-simple"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/54778","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/54779"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=54778"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=54778"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=54778"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=54778"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}