{"id":58036,"date":"2026-07-07T13:22:36","date_gmt":"2026-07-07T11:22:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/?post_type=product&p=58036"},"modified":"2026-09-22T13:14:15","modified_gmt":"2026-09-22T11:14:15","slug":"mens-8-in-1-showerg-gel-miej-wywalone-500-ml-zero-damns","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/product\/mens-8-in-1-showerg-gel-miej-wywalone-500-ml-zero-damns\/","title":{"rendered":"Men\u2019s 8-in-1 Showerg gel MIEJ WYWALONE 500 ml (Zero Damns)"},"content":{"rendered":"

One shower gel, 8 uses \u2014 men\u2019s grooming without unnecessary complications<\/strong><\/h2>\n

WHO AM I?<\/strong><\/h3>\n

I\u2019m dermatologically tested and smell like a vacation. I wash like a dream, fit like a glove, and let\u2019s be honest\u2014lounging around and smelling divine takes real talent! <\/p>\n

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WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?<\/strong><\/h3>\n

I can do a lot! In fact, nobody can give you as much as I can promise. One thing\u2019s for sure\u2014I don\u2019t like to rush, but when I wash, I go all out. You can expect clean, refreshed, and great-smelling skin, plus maybe even visions of your upcoming vacation. This gel might not extend your time off, but its scent will remind you that the most important thing in life is work-life balance. With a heavy emphasis on ‘life balance’. <\/p>\n

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BABE, WONDERING WHAT\u2019S INSIDE?<\/strong><\/h3>\n

Let\u2019s be real: my formula is made for true connoisseurs of free time. I contain mild cleansing agents, glycerin, and emollients that prevent that dry, tight skin feeling, but my magic ingredients are hemp and hop extracts. Zero stress, zero anger, zero damns given across the board! And remember, bro: your #1 rule in life\u2014’why do today what you can put off until tomorrow and get two days off?’\u2014does NOT apply to showering <\/p>\n

Ingredients: <\/strong>Aqua, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Coco-Glucoside, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Glycerin, Cannabis Sativa Seed Extract, Humulus Lupulus Extract, Sodium Lactate, Niacinamide, Inositol, Lactic Acid, Urea, Fructose, Glycine, Sodium PCA, Glyceryl Oleate, Sodium Chloride, Sodium Gluconate, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid, Parfum, Citrus Aurantium Bergamia Peel Oil, Limonene, Linalool, Linalyl Acetate, Tetramethyl Acetyloctahydronaphthalenes.<\/em><\/p>\n

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CHECK OUT MY FRAGRANCE NOTES:<\/strong><\/h3>\n
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  • Top notes:<\/strong> orange, apple, bergamot<\/li>\n
  • Heart notes:<\/strong> peppermint, orange blossom, pineapple<\/li>\n
  • Base notes:<\/strong> Indonesian patchouli, white musk, amber, sandalwood<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

    HOW TO USE MEN’S SHOWER GEL:<\/strong><\/h3>\n

    While other sharks fight for the CEO\u2019s chair, you\u2019re fighting for the perfect pillow angle. ASAP? For you, that stands for ‘A Snooze? Absolutely, Please!’ Your only target for today is sleeping right through your alarm, and your top KPI is hours slept.
    Evolution took millions of years to create an organism so perfectly adapted to a horizontal lifestyle. Don\u2019t ruin it with sudden movement. Remember! Never do today what you can put off until the day after tomorrow\u2014that\u2019s two days off! <\/p>\n

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    While others are pulling their hair out in the corporate rat race, switch into full sloth mode. The multi-tasking LaQ Miej Wywalone 8-in-1 Shower gel<\/strong> will get you sorted from head to toe in no time, smelling like a blissful lack of responsibilities, a turned-off alarm clock, and tasks postponed until the day after tomorrow. Wash away all those ASAPs, ditch the stress, and focus on your only crucial KPI<\/strong>\u2014the perfect pillow angle<\/strong>! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":58038,"template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false},"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[588,891,912],"product_tag":[635,1048],"class_list":["post-58036","product","type-product","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","product_cat-500-ml","product_cat-mens-shower-gels","product_cat-new-arrivals","product_tag-for-him","product_tag-zero-damns","first","instock","taxable","shipping-taxable","purchasable","product-type-simple"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/58036","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/58038"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=58036"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=58036"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=58036"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=58036"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}