{"id":58059,"date":"2025-10-29T08:38:11","date_gmt":"2025-10-29T07:38:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/produkt\/mens-8-in-1-shower-gel-zlota-raczka-500-ml-handyman\/"},"modified":"2025-10-29T08:38:11","modified_gmt":"2025-10-29T07:38:11","slug":"mens-8-in-1-shower-gel-zlota-raczka-500-ml-handyman","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/laq.pl\/en\/product\/mens-8-in-1-shower-gel-zlota-raczka-500-ml-handyman\/","title":{"rendered":"Men\u2019s 8-in-1 Shower gel Z\u0141OTA R\u0104CZKA 500 ml (Handyman)"},"content":{"rendered":"

One shower gel, 8 uses \u2014 men\u2019s grooming without unnecessary complications<\/strong><\/h2>\n

WHO AM I?<\/strong><\/h3>\n

I\u2019m Z\u0141OTA R\u0104CZKA. I clean good, smell like high-end stuff, and take care of everything, top and bottom. Heck, I\u2019ll even get you a gig if you insist. Satisfaction guaranteed! <\/p>\n

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WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?<\/strong><\/h3>\n

If it\u2019s supposed to be clean, it will be \u2013 and we\u2019ll “bodge” the rest. Let\u2019s be honest: I won\u2019t unclog your sink or hammer a nail, but in the shower, I\u2019m a true pro. I wash, refresh, and moisturize, leaving a scent so good you\u2019ll be swamped by neighbors with “leaky seals.” Get your pipe wrench ready and remember: a centimeter isn’t a measure, a millimeter isn’t a gap, and if you do the job too well, you\u2019ll never see her again! <\/p>\n

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BABE, WONDERING WHAT\u2019S INSIDE?<\/strong><\/h3>\n

My ingredients are like a manual \u2013 you don\u2019t even have to read it to know it\u2019s top-notch! Pedunculate Oak bark extract helps strengthen the skin, acting as a toner and astringent. Hop cone extract probably needs no introduction \u2013 just like a cold pint, it has soothing, calming, and antibacterial properties. Cedarwood extract refreshes the skin and gives it a woody aroma, while providing a gentle anti-seborrheic effect. Vegetable glycerin takes care of hydration, and a coconut oil-derived substance handles the cleansing. Elegant and vegan! Like we said: you\u2019ll be a happy customer! <\/p>\n

Ingredients:<\/strong> Aqua, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Coco-Glucoside, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Glycerin, Glyceryl Oleate, Quercus Petraea Bark Extract, Humulus Lupulus Cone Extract, Cedrus Atlantica Wood Extract, Sodium Gluconate, Citric Acid, Sodium Chloride, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Parfum, Citrus Aurantium Peel Oil, Limonene, Tetramethyl Acetyloctahydronaphthalenes. <\/em><\/p>\n

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CHECK OUT MY FRAGRANCE NOTES:<\/strong><\/h3>\n
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  • Top notes:<\/strong> tangerine, grapefruit, orange, lemon<\/li>\n
  • Heart notes:<\/strong> bergamot, bitter almond, violet<\/li>\n
  • Base notes:<\/strong> galbanum, amber, cedarwood<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

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    HOW TO USE MEN’S SHOWER GEL:<\/strong><\/h3>\n

    Instructions are for suckers!<\/p>\n

    WHAT\u2019S THE WORD ON THE STREET?<\/strong><\/h3>\n

    Life is one big workshop, and instructions are just loose suggestions for rookies! While others rush the job, you stay stoically calm and drop the line: “A real pro never starts a job on a Monday.”
    \nEvery self-respecting expert first comments on the job with the ultimate question: “Who the hell botched this up?” It’s only worse if the answer is: you did, two years ago.
    There’s no point in rushing first thing in the morning\u2014you have to take it easy and start with a coffee. And once the job is finished (or not), go wash your handsy-wandsy, leggy-weggies, and your tummy.
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