Description
Shots! Shower Gel PINK AS F*** 500 ml
WHO AM I?
Here I am, vegan and natural Shots shower gel! – so nice, pink. And – perhaps despite everything you see and read on its label – it smells great.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
I’ll wash this and that, keep things fresh, and maybe even make you laugh – if you’ve got a healthy sense of humor (especially about yourself).
Oh, and let’s not forget – I’m great at making foam. In the shower, of course!
BABE, WONDERING WHAT’S INSIDE?
But jokes aside, let’s talk about the composition! The recipe of this natural shower gel is based on mild cleansing substances. Here you will find plant-based glycerin and the power of plant extracts: from rosemary leaves, common sage and common ivy, and from chamomile flowers, mountain arnica, marigold and white deadnettle. In addition, the gel contains extracts from Scots pine needles, burdock root, watercress, nasturtium and lemon peel. As you can see, there is no shortage of things!
Ingredients: Aqua, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Coco-Glucoside, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Glycerin, Glyceryl Oleate, Rosmarinus Officinalis Leaf Extract, Chamomilla Recutita Flower Extract, Arnica Montana Flower Extract, Lamium Album Extract, Salvia Officinalis Leaf Extract, Pinus Sylvestris Bud Extract, Nasturtium Officinale Extract, Arctium Majus Root Extract, Citrus Limon Peel Extract, Hedera Helix Leaf Extract, Calendula Officinalis Flower Extract, Tropaeolum Majus Flower Extract, Sodium Chloride, Sodium Gluconate, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid, Parfum, Acetyl Cedrene, Tetramethyl Acetyloctahydronaphthalenes, CI 17200.
CHECK OUT MY FRAGRANCE NOTES:
- Top notes: clean, slightly citrusy
- Heart notes: herbs, spices
- Base notes: cedarwood, vetiver, musk, patchouli, labdanum, leather
HOW TO USE THE NATURAL SHOWER GEL:
Apply a small amount of gel to your skin, lather up, then rinse off.
WHAT’S THE WORD ON THE STREET?
Pink as f**k – pink, women’s… For those who look at washing through rose-tinted glasses.
What is there to speculate about?
The gel is pink as f**k and smells like f**k!
Supposedly feminine, but apparently a real man is not afraid of pink.
And so it’s obvious that if you buy it, your guy will steal it.
It doesn’t cost a fortune, so you won’t feel sorry for it like you did when he rubbed his feet with your three hundred dollar face cream.
After all, it’s not the same when you take a small sip of his beer or use his razor to epilate your bikini area.
But that’s what true love is!
