Description
Shots! Shower Gel BLOODY MARY 500 ml
WHO AM I?
Here I am, vegan and natural Shots shower gel! – so nice, blood red. And – perhaps despite everything you see and read on its label – it smells great.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
I’ll wash this and that, keep things fresh, and maybe even make you laugh – if you’ve got a healthy sense of humor (especially about yourself).
Oh, and let’s not forget – I’m great at making foam. In the shower, of course!
BABE, WONDERING WHAT’S INSIDE?
But jokes aside, let’s talk ingredients! First of all, the formula of this natural shower gel is based on gentle cleansing agents. Secondly, you’ll find plant-derived glycerin and a powerhouse of botanical extracts: rosemary, sage, and ivy leaves, as well as chamomile, arnica, calendula, and white dead-nettle flowers. On top of that, this gel is packed with extracts from Scots pine needles, burdock root, watercress, greater nasturtium, and lemon peel. As you can see, there’s no nonsense here—just pure goodness!
Ingredients: Aqua, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Coco-Glucoside, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Glycerin, Glyceryl Oleate, Rosmarinus Officinalis Leaf Extract, Chamomilla Recutita Flower Extract, Arnica Montana Flower Extract, Lamium Album Extract, Salvia Officinalis Leaf Extract, Pinus Sylvestris Bud Extract, Nasturtium Officinale Extract, Arctium Majus Root Extract, Citrus Limon Peel Extract, Hedera Helix Leaf Extract, Calendula Officinalis Flower Extract, Tropaeolum Majus Flower Extract, Sodium Chloride, Sodium Gluconate, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid, Parfum, Hexamethylindanopyran, Tetramethyl Acetyloctahydronaphthalenes, Sodium Sulfate, CI 14720.
CHECK OUT MY FRAGRANCE NOTES:
- Top notes: honeysuckle, rose water, green leaves
- Heart notes: lotus, carnation, osmanthus, fig leaves, rose water
- Base notes: musk, wood notes
HOW TO USE THE NATURAL SHOWER GEL:
Apply a small amount of gel to your skin, lather up, then rinse off.
WHAT’S THE WORD ON THE STREET?
Bloody Mary – red, women’s… When the devil hits you.
Bloody Mary is a piece of work.
Red like your dad’s organ on Valentine’s Day*.
Sensual like a short dress, because a red mini goes hand in hand with a little black dress at any time of day or night.
Red like your guy’s passion after 3 beers and lipstick on his shirt after a company party attended only by his buddies.
Red as the blood that floods you because you hear “mommy!” for the hundredth time in an hour.
Sound familiar?
Remember, you need ten muscles to show an angry face, but only three to extend your middle finger.
Don’t overexert yourself.
Relax in a hot bath and wash away your day’s pissed off with a Bloody Mary.
* Heart, you pervert.
