Description
ZŁOTA RĄCZKA (Handyman) 8-in-1 Shower Gel for Men 100 ml
WHO AM I?
I’m ZŁOTA RĄCZKA. I clean good, smell like high-end stuff, and take care of everything, top and bottom. Heck, I’ll even get you a gig if you insist. Satisfaction guaranteed!
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
If it’s supposed to be clean, it will be – and we’ll “bodge” the rest. Let’s be honest: I won’t unclog your sink or hammer a nail, but in the shower, I’m a true pro. I wash, refresh, and moisturize, leaving a scent so good you’ll be swamped by neighbors with “leaky seals.” Get your pipe wrench ready and remember: a centimeter isn’t a measure, a millimeter isn’t a gap, and if you do the job too well, you’ll never see her again!
BABE, WONDERING WHAT’S INSIDE?
My ingredients are like a manual – you don’t even have to read it to know it’s top-notch! Pedunculate Oak bark extract helps strengthen the skin, acting as a toner and astringent. Hop cone extract probably needs no introduction – just like a cold pint, it has soothing, calming, and antibacterial properties. Cedarwood extract refreshes the skin and gives it a woody aroma, while providing a gentle anti-seborrheic effect. Vegetable glycerin takes care of hydration, and a coconut oil-derived substance handles the cleansing. Elegant and vegan! Like we said: you’ll be a happy customer!
Ingredients: Aqua, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Coco-Glucoside, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Glycerin, Glyceryl Oleate, Quercus Petraea Bark Extract, Humulus Lupulus Cone Extract, Cedrus Atlantica Wood Extract, Sodium Gluconate, Citric Acid, Sodium Chloride, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Parfum, Citrus Aurantium Peel Oil, Limonene, Tetramethyl Acetyloctahydronaphthalenes.
CHECK OUT MY FRAGRANCE NOTES:
- Top notes: tangerine, grapefruit, orange, lemon
- Heart notes: bergamot, bitter almond, violet
- Base notes: galbanum, amber, cedarwood
HOW TO USE MEN’S SHOWER GEL:
Instructions are for suckers!
WHAT’S THE WORD ON THE STREET?
Life is one big workshop, and instructions are just loose suggestions for rookies! While others rush the job, you stay stoically calm and drop the line: “A real pro never starts a job on a Monday.”
Every self-respecting expert first comments on the job with the ultimate question: “Who the hell botched this up?” It’s only worse if the answer is: you did, two years ago.
There’s no point in rushing first thing in the morning—you have to take it easy and start with a coffee. And once the job is finished (or not), go wash your handsy-wandsy, leggy-weggies, and your tummy.
