Description
Shots! Shower Gel – Cleanliness, lather, and a heavy dose of humor
WHO AM I?
I’m perfection! I’ve got a vegan and natural formula, and I smell even better. If you’ve got a sense of humor and love a good laugh, try me out in the shower – I might just be your favorite recipe for a LUCKY NUMBER.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
Are you a lottery drum? Because you’ve got my balls rattling! I stir up emotions and fire up the imagination. A soak with me perfectly relaxes the body, and if I can make you smile—it loosens up the mood, too. I cleanse, I moisturize, I lather, and I get the job done. Every shower is a lottery where you’re guaranteed to win.
BABE, WONDERING WHAT’S INSIDE?
My reputation is built on natural ingredients and ultra-mild cleansing agents. Coconut-derived cleansers sweep away impurities without stripping your skin’s protective barrier. Herbal care is provided by chamomile, marigold, and arnica, which soothe and regenerate the skin, while rosemary, sage, and ivy offer a stimulating and refreshing boost. Lemon and nasturtium extracts leave your skin glowing and radiant. Zero silicones, zero paraffin, and no artificial dyes. There’s no latex involved (but it’s still a ton of fun!).
Ingredients: Aqua, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Coco-Glucoside, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Glycerin, Glyceryl Oleate, Rosmarinus Officinalis Leaf Extract, Chamomilla Recutita Flower Extract, Arnica Montana Flower Extract, Lamium Album Extract, Salvia Officinalis Leaf Extract, Pinus Sylvestris Bud Extract, Nasturtium Officinale Extract, Arctium Majus Root Extract, Citrus Limon Peel Extract, Hedera Helix Leaf Extract, Calendula Officinalis Flower Extract, Tropaeolum Majus Flower Extract, Sodium Chloride, Sodium Gluconate, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid, Parfum, Hexamethylindanopyran, Tetramethyl Acetyloctahydronaphthalenes, Sodium Sulfate, CI 14720.
CHECK OUT MY FRAGRANCE NOTES:
- Head notes: icy mint, bergamot
- Heart notes: geranium, apple
- Base notes: vanilla, sandalwood, cedar
HOW TO USE THE NATURAL SHOWER GEL:
How will this shower end? Nobody knows. It’s a total lottery! Apply a small amount of gel to your skin, work it into a lather, and have fun until you decide you’ve won. Finally, rinse off.
WHAT’S THE WORD ON THE STREET?
IPerfect before games where tension hangs in the air and a bra hangs on the doorknob. You can draw lots, hand them out, or gift them with a wink and a knowing smirk. Remember, fortune favors the bold (and the squeaky clean).
Contains zero latex, but it might lead to situations where latex comes in handy. Allegedly boosts your chances and satisfaction levels by 69%. Lucky Number – the fate that laughs with you, not at you. Product may contain trace amounts of blushing and silly giggles. Use with a wink. Those lacking a sense of humor are kindly requested to stick to plain, boring soap.
