Description
ZAPACH SEKSU I BIZNESU – 8-in-1 Men’s Shower gel in a 5L Jug
WHO AM I?
Here I am, a vegan and incredibly masculine shower gel. Despite being a miniature version, I still smell like good sex and successful business—or, to turn the dog’s tail around, successful sex and good business. Honestly, I’m not sure which one more. A keen nose will also detect masculine cologne with notes of cardamom and black pepper. Someone once called me “the best,” and so far, they haven’t barked it back.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
Let’s get real, babe—I wash and I smell amazing. I do both exceptionally well and in a devastatingly masculine way.
So, let’s be honest, we belong together. And the fact that I’m a massive 5 liters? Well, in this business, size definitely matters—especially when the interior is this damn good!
BABE, WONDERING WHAT’S INSIDE?
I may be tough, decisive, and uncompromising on the outside, but inside, I’m all about gentle plant-based cleansers.
I contain plant-derived glycerin, cardamom seed extract, urea, and niacinamide to keep your skin hydrated and well-cared for.
Ingredients: Aqua, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Coco-Glucoside, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Glycerin, Glyceryl Oleate, Piper Nigrum Fruit Extract, Elettaria Cardamomum Seed Extract, Sodium Lactate, Sodium PCA, Glycine, Fructose, Urea, Niacinamide, Inositol, Lactic Acid, Sodium Chloride, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid, Parfum.
CHECK OUT MY FRAGRANCE NOTES:
- Top Notes: lemon, grapefruit, aquatic notes
- Heart Notes: apple, mint, pink pepper, rose
- Base notes: cedarwood, sandalwood, dry wood, tonka bean, musk
HOW TO USE MEN’S SHOWER GEL:
Apply, lather, rinse—remember, with me, the only place you’ll be rinsed is in the shower!
WHAT’S THE WORD ON THE STREET?
Tried making money or had a wild night, and now you smell like a wet dog?
Is that really the scent of sex and business?!
Gentlemen… No!
That needs to be washed off!
SEX & BUSINESS is class in itself!
It will leave you with the incredible scent of money already earned and satisfy your woman a hundred times more!
For the untamed souls, it helps wash away the scent of shame when caught chasing after other bitches,
and most importantly, I’ll wash away even a stain on your honor and wipe every puppyish indiscretion from memory.
