Description
One gel, 8 uses, and a second life for your bottle — men’s grooming, refill edition
WHO AM I?
Here I am, a shower gel for men, natural, vegan, and also brilliantly and definitely awesomely smelling of men’s perfume. A gel with hop extract. But still just a shower gel.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
To be honest, I’ll wash absolutely anything your heart desires. Want to wash your body? Be my guest. Craving a hair wash? Don’t hold back. Just your face, only your hands, or exclusively your feet? Yep, I’m the perfect choice! If you’re still wondering, then yes—you can also wash your balls and the rest of your plumbing with me. Heck, you can even scrub your dog (as long as they give consent), or even your beloved car or bike. A motorcycle too, for that matter.
BABE, WONDERING WHAT’S INSIDE?
First of all, looking at my recipe soberly, you can immediately see that it is based on mild cleansing substances of plant origin. In addition, I contain glycerin (also of plant origin) and soothing hop extract.
Ingredients: Aqua, Glycerin, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Sodium Lauroyl Methyl Isethionate, Sodium Methyl Oleoyl Taurate, Lauryl Glucoside, Coco-Glucoside, Humulus Lupulus Extract, Guar Hydroxypropyltrimonium Chloride, Citric Acid, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Chloride, Parfum, Linalool.
CHECK OUT MY FRAGRANCE NOTES:
- Top notes: icy mint, bergamot
- Heart notes: geranium, apple
- Base notes: vanilla, sandalwood, cedar
HOW TO USE MEN’S SHOWER GEL:
Apply to your fur, massage in, and rinse off—just not with your tongue.
WHAT’S THE WORD ON THE STREET?
The Goat sat on the Internet,
what did he order? You know very well!
LaQ gel for your sweet face
and even the goats and sheep are catching the scent.
And the little goat won’t say no
his pretty face steals the show!
