Description
One gel, 8 uses, and a second life for your bottle — men’s grooming, refill edition
WHO AM I?
Here I am, a natural and vegan shower gel for men. I’m a bit of a rogue, but the lovable kind. Sometimes I feel the call of the wild, coming back hungry as a wolf and dirty as… well, like a guy. So when I finally head in to wash up, don’t call the wolf out of the bathroom!
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
I’ll wash away the everyday mundane from your body so that the nighttime magic can unfold. Your skin will be effectively cleansed, and thanks to carefully selected ingredients, beautifully moisturized, soothed, and regenerated.
BABE, WONDERING WHAT’S INSIDE?
My formula is based on gentle cleansing agents. Inside, you’ll find moisturizing, plant-based glycerin and a complex of beneficial amino acids, including arginine, alanine, serine, valine, proline, and threonine. I also contain noble tobacco leaf extract, which provides antioxidant power and shields your skin from free radicals.
Ingredients: Aqua, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Coco-Glucoside, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Glycerin, Glyceryl Oleate, Nicotiana Tabacum Leaf Extract, Sodium PCA, Sodium Lactate, Arginine, Aspartic Acid, PCA, Glycine, Alanine, Serine, Valine, Proline, Threonine, Isoleucine, Histidine, Phenylalanine, Sodium Gluconate, Sodium Chloride, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid, Parfum, alpha-Isomethyl Ionone, Coumarin, Linalool.
CHECK OUT MY FRAGRANCE NOTES:
- Top notes: cardamom, bergamot
- Heart notes: lavender, orange blossom, rose
- Base notes: tonka bean, vanilla, musk
HOW TO USE MEN’S SHOWER GEL:
Apply a small amount of gel onto your skin to build up a lather, do a little scrub-a-dub-dub, and then rinse off.
WHAT’S THE WORD ON THE STREET?
Hear that howling?
Excellently!
Shiny fur, a fine watch, a smooth talker, and a barber-styled beard. This means only one thing – out on the prowl for does.
Wolf, why do you have such big eyes?
All the better to see you, baby.
Once the wolf is lured out of the woods, he’ll charm every doe in sight.
With his animal magnetism, no one stands a chance—singles, wives, or widows; the beauties, the averages, and even the ones you’d only hit on in the dark.
But let’s be real—once the morning comes, the wolf is fed, and the prey is… well, still in one piece, it’s time to wash away the evidence of the night.
This shower gel does not restore dignity.
It won’t turn a rogue into a good boy.
It won’t cure a hangover.
But your face and cohones will smell insane.
