Description
One shower gel, 8 uses — men’s grooming without unnecessary complications
WHO AM I?
I’m natural, vegan, and perfect for a stud muffin like you. And since hardly anyone can resist sweet treats, together we can conquer the world.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
Not only are you a total snack, but word on the street is that you’re pretty sweet too. Well, I’ve got plenty of assets myself. First of all, I smell like premium cologne, and second, I absolutely crush it when it comes to refreshing, washing, lathering up, and making a killer impression. Third, I leave your skin clean with absolutely zero tightness. Will my perks make you so irresistible that you’ll pull off some wild “kitchen revolutions” with your girl right on the counter? As long as you don’t throw your back out, quite possibly. I’m not making any promises, but you’ve gotta admit it’d be pretty stupid not to find out.
BABE, WONDERING WHAT’S INSIDE?
We all know looks aren’t everything. It’s what’s on the inside that counts. Sugar, butter—none of that comes cheap! But enough about you, let’s talk about me. Has anyone told you yet that I contain moisturizing plant-based glycerin? Or maybe you’ve heard that I work so well thanks to my gentle cleansing agents? Well, if you add the fact that my formula also features a complex of plant extracts, you can probably see why I’m such a tempting treat, and not just for those with a sweet tooth. Still, don’t try to taste me because—let’s be real—I’m amazing and I smell divine, but out of the two of us, only you qualify as dessert.
Ingredients: Aqua, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Coco-Glucoside, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Glycerin, Glyceryl Oleate, Rosmarinus Officinalis Leaf Extract, Chamomilla Recutita Flower Extract, Arnica Montana Flower Extract, Lamium Album Extract, Salvia Officinalis Leaf Extract, Pinus Sylvestris Bud Extract, Nasturtium Officinale Extract, Arctium Majus Root Extract, Citrus Limon Peel Extract, Hedera Helix Leaf Extract, Calendula Officinalis Flower Extract, Tropaeolum Majus Flower Extract, Sodium Chloride, Sodium Gluconate, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid, Parfum, Hexamethylindanopyran, Limonene, Linalool, Linalyl Acetate, Tetramethyl Acetyloctahydronaphthalenes.
CHECK OUT MY FRAGRANCE NOTES:
- Top notes: coriander, bergamot, mandarin
- Heart notes: lavender, a hint of fresh air
- Base : patchouli, cedar, sandalwood
HOW TO USE MEN’S SHOWER GEL:
Preheat the oven… No, wait. Turn on the shower, apply to damp skin, and massage until you decide you’re good enough to eat. Serve warm.
WHAT’S THE WORD ON THE STREET?
Your first grey hairs are no reason to panic! You know how it goes: silver hair, wild flair. And maybe nobody will flat-out call you a total snack anymore, but there will be signs! If you hear your joints cracking when you get out of bed, it just means you’re nice and crunchy! And if you need to monitor your blood sugar, it’s only because you’re super sweet. You can proudly show off that fine belly, because round, fluffy, and sweet perfectly describes a prime pastry. And remember: everyone knows men age like fine wine, so let’s call a spade a spade—you’re not old, you’re just well-aged.
