Description
One shower gel, 8 uses — men’s grooming without unnecessary complications
WHO AM I?
I’m a natural, vegan shower gel. I do what you expect of me, and then some—I cleanse, nourish, and leave behind the scent of a gentlemen’s lounge. Hands down, I’m great at it, because THE BOSS OF ALL BOSSES doesn’t compromise and always gets what he wants.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
This gel will wash you, refresh you, and reassure you that there’s only one king—and it’s you! You can use it to wash whatever you damn well feel like: your mug, your body, and the family jewels. In a pinch, you could even clean the litter box with it. Just make sure you rinse. You’ll see, you’ll be roaring with delight!
BABE, WONDERING WHAT’S INSIDE?
My formula is a non-stop streak of wins! Saffron extract delivers antioxidant benefits and adds a natural radiance to your skin. Cardamom extract gently warms, refreshes, and gives it a luxurious, spicy aroma. Tobacco leaf extract brings antioxidant power and deepens the scent. Cleansing comes courtesy of coconut-derived ingredients, while vegetable glycerin handles the hydration.
Ingredients: Aqua, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Coco-Glucoside, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Glycerin, Glyceryl Oleate, Crocus Sativus Flower Extract, Elettaria Cardamomum Seed Extract, Nicotiana Tabacum Leaf Extract, Sodium Gluconate, Citric Acid, Sodium Chloride, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Parfum, Tetramethyl Acetyloctahydronaphthalenes, Vanillin.
CHECK OUT MY FRAGRANCE NOTES:
- Top notes: sweet, clean
- Heart notes: spicy, spice, green, fruity
- Base notes: vanilla, cedarwood, patchouli, tonka bean
HOW TO USE MEN’S SHOWER GEL:
In this line of work, there’s no room for mistakes: apply to damp hair, massage in, and rinse. We guarantee you won’t leave any traces behind.
WHAT’S THE WORD ON THE STREET?
There’s only one king, and that’s you! As everyone knows, the lion is a born boss, so it’s best not to cross him. You know guys who know guys, and you make them offers they can’t refuse. You’ve got a sharp mind, command respect, and when needed, you roar out loud—because someone’s gotta run this circus. What do you see when you look in the mirror? That’s no reflection of just any stray cat, but a true Sigma! Even Tony Soprano could carry your briefcase.
This shower gel won’t turn you into The Godfather, but it will make you smell like the king of the jungle and ruler of the world! You can use it to wash all your members, your mug, your mane, and even the litter box.
