Description
Shots! Shower Gel PIES NA BABY 100 ml
WHO AM I?
Here I am, the Skirt-chaser – natural and vegan. Rumor has it I’m divine, but enough about me, let’s talk about you. Do you like what you see?
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
I’ll promise you anything—after all, talk is cheap. I’m like a Prince Charming, just without the kingdom and with a Golf MK4. If I were an app, I’d still be in beta. You might not see it yet, but we fit together like two halves of a whole (or five shots of vodka). We’ve got style—Cheap Armani and Coco Shmannel.
What I love most about you is that you like me, but the truth is, I want to pluck you like a gardener pulls weeds. I’ll give you a bath in bubbles and champagne, and all your friends will scream with envy. I cleanse, I hydrate, I nourish—and I smell like Dior from a Turkish bazaar.
BABE, WONDERING WHAT’S INSIDE?
I might not pay with a gold credit card or drive a Bentley, but I’m sure you’ll appreciate my heart of gold and my rich interior. Golden, yet modest! Look, babe, check out what I’m hiding inside: I cleanse thanks to washing agents derived from coconut oil. I hydrate and protect your skin from moisture loss with glycerin and emollients. Extracts of rosemary, sage, and pine refresh the skin, offering toning and stimulating properties.
Chamomile, calendula, and arnica soothe and calm your skin, while lemon and watercress brighten it up, adding energy and glow. The fact is, you won’t find another one like me (unless, you know, you actually look for one).
Ingredients: Aqua, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Coco-Glucoside, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Glycerin, Glyceryl Oleate, Rosmarinus Officinalis Leaf Extract, Chamomilla Recutita Flower Extract, Arnica Montana Flower Extract, Lamium Album Extract, Salvia Officinalis Leaf Extract, Pinus Sylvestris Bud Extract, Nasturtium Officinale Extract, Arctium Majus Root Extract, Citrus Limon Peel Extract, Hedera Helix Leaf Extract, Calendula Officinalis Flower Extract, Tropaeolum Majus Flower Extract, Sodium Chloride, Sodium Gluconate, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Laureth Sulfate*, Phenoxyethanol*, Simethicone*, Citric Acid, Parfum, Limonene, Linalool, Linalyl Acetate, Tetramethyl Acetyloctahydronaphthalenes, Citrus Limon Peel Oil, Juniperus Virginiana Oil, CI 17200*, CI 74160*. *składniki barwnika, zawartość w żelu <0,002%
CHECK OUT MY FRAGRANCE NOTES:
- Top notes: lemongrass, eucalyptus, ginger
- Heart notes: jasmine, cedar, marine notes
- Base notes: vanilla, the sweetness of hay
HOW TO USE THE NATURAL SHOWER GEL:
Skoro już jesteśmy razem na stronie, to nałóż mnie na skórę i delikatnie wmasuj. Nie zejdę z ciebie jak szpak z czereśni, chyba, że mnie obficie spłuczesz.
WHAT’S THE WORD ON THE STREET?
Sweeter than your favorite drink. Smells like a perfume called ‘Pheromones of Desperation.’ As divine as an Instagram-era Don Juan. He thinks his ‘Amor Omnia Vincit’ tattoo is the name of an Italian model. The only emotional depth he feels is in his wallet, and he confuses ‘romance’ with a joint disease. He walks around with his shirt unbuttoned because there’s no one to sew on a button for him. He’s got the gift of gab, but mostly about himself. The best compliment he can muster is: ‘You look good for your age.’ And just when you’re about to puke from all that sweetness, he says: ‘Karma’s a bitch.’ The conclusion? He might not be perfect, but he’s mine.
