Description
Shots! Shower Gel – Cleanliness, lather, and a heavy dose of humor
WHO AM I?
I’m natural, vegan, and I seriously know my trade. I don’t do ‘concrete’ commitments and I’m no good for pouring foundations, but as they say: I’ll get the job done right. In short—YOU’LL BE PLEASED.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
Old builder’s wisdom says: if you did a proper job every time, you’d never make a penny! They built Wawel Castle without expansion joints, and look—it’s still standing! It might not be pretty, but at least it’s cheap! I wash, I smell good, I lather, and I moisturize. Plus, I’m guaranteed to make you smile—as long as you take me with a bit of a wink.
BABE, WONDERING WHAT’S INSIDE?
My ingredients list is better than a wheelbarrow full of bonuses and an early finish on a Friday! Listen here—I’m packed with extracts of rosemary, chamomile, arnica, sage, white nettle, pine, watercress, burdock, ivy, marigold, and nasturtium. They work on your skin to refresh, tone, and tighten. They boost microcirculation, regenerate, soothe, and calm any irritation. A coconut-oil-based cleanser handles the dirty work, while glycerin and emollients stand guard to keep you hydrated and protected from drying out. As the old-school builders say: ‘Doesn’t matter if it’s straight or crooked, as long as it’s level!’ A construction site isn’t a pharmacy, after all, and you and ‘the lad’ couldn’t have rigged up anything better. Top-notch stuff. Absolute fire.
Ingredients: Aqua, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Coco-Glucoside, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Glycerin, Glyceryl Oleate, Rosmarinus Officinalis Leaf Extract, Chamomilla Recutita Flower Extract, Arnica Montana Flower Extract, Lamium Album Extract, Salvia Officinalis Leaf Extract, Pinus Sylvestris Bud Extract, Nasturtium Officinale Extract, Arctium Majus Root Extract, Citrus Limon Peel Extract, Hedera Helix Leaf Extract, Calendula Officinalis Flower Extract, Tropaeolum Majus Flower Extract, Sodium Chloride, Sodium Gluconate, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid, Parfum, Sodium Sulfate, Limonene, Linalool, Hexamethylindanopyran, Linalyl Acetate, CI 47005, CI 42090
CHECK OUT MY FRAGRANCE NOTES:
- Top notes: fresh, citrusy, slightly spicy herbs
- Heart notes: white flowers, fruity, delicate spices
- Base notes: woody, balsamic-vanilla, musk
HOW TO USE THE NATURAL SHOWER GEL:
Prepare the substrate, wet it down, measure your materials, apply to the prepared surface, work it in until a lather forms, rinse. Repeat until satisfied.
WHAT’S THE WORD ON THE STREET?
Dreaming of sun, sand, and water? Become a builder. You spend all day running with an empty wheelbarrow because you’re in such a rush there’s no time to load it. And if the shovel breaks, you lean against the cement mixer with pure dedication. You painstakingly carry one board at a time, while Smith carries two—because he’s lazy and doesn’t want to walk twice. Your favorite animals are ‘monkeys’ (minis), and you’re like a crocodile yourself: a big mouth for talking, and tiny hands for working. Yet, when it’s time to knock off, you stand as straight as your wall. Because a true pro doesn’t start work on a Monday. You have to sit down, think it over, and take it easy. And after a long, heated debate on whether skim coating is better than drywall for a quick fix, your mates will only have one question left: ‘So, lad, did you get any over the weekend?
