The gel is pink as f*** and will leave you smelling f***ing brilliant!
It’s a feminine product, sure, but we’ve never met a real man who wasn’t down for some pink. *wink wink*.
It’s a given that if you buy it, your man’s going to end up using it anyway.
It doesn’t cost a fortune, so you won’t feel bad like you did that time when he took that face cream you saved three months for and rubbed it on his man feet.
After all, when you take a tiny sip of his beer or use his razor to shave your bikini line, it’s a totally different situation.
But that’s true love for you!
Meet my royal fragrance notes:
Top: cytryna, kumkwat
Heart: róża, jaśmin
Base: drzewo cedrowe, piżmo
Spread a small amount of gel on the skin until foaming, then rinse.
For those who look at washing through rose-tinted glasses
WHO AM I?
I'm a natural shower gel. The kind that's cool, pink and - contrary to everything you see on my label - smells good. I'll wash this and that for you, and maybe make you laugh at the same time, as long as you've got your distance from everything in sight (myself included).
WHATDO I HAVE INSIDE?
Jokes with jokes, but composition with composition! To be able to make jokes on a label, you have to be confident in your worth. And I am! As a natural shower gel, I rely on mild cleansing agents. You'll find plant-derived glycerine in me, which has a strong hygroscopic effect - it penetrates the stratum corneum of your epidermis and allows the active ingredients to reach the deeper layers of the skin. I also have the power of plant extracts for you, which will take care of moisturising and strengthening your skin's protective barrier. These include extracts from the leaves of rosemary, clary sage and ivy as well as chamomile flowers, arnica montana, calendula and white buttercup. Plus, I've got you covered with pine needle extract and burdock root, as well as extracts of watercress, nasturtium major and lemon peel. No wow!