As sensual as a short skirt, cause we all know that a red mini skirt always goes great with everything.
As red as the flames of your man’s passion after 3 brewskis and the color of lipstick on his shirt after a company party “just for the boys”.
As red as your blood that boils when you hear „moooom!” for a hundredth time in an hour.
Remember, you need to use ten muscles to show anger on your face, but to extend your middle finger you only need three.
Take it easy.
Relax in a hot bath and drown all the f****s you gave that day in our Bloody Mary.
* We mean the heart, you perv.
Meet my royal fragrance notes:
Top: wiciokrzew, woda różana, zielone liście
Heart: lotos, goździk, osmantus, liście figi, woda różana
Base: piżmo, nuty drewna
Spread a small amount of gel on the skin until foaming, then rinse.
WHO AM I?
I'm a natural shower gel. The kind that's cool, red and - contrary to everything you see on my label - smells good. I'll wash this and that for you, and maybe make you laugh at the same time, as long as you keep your distance from everything in your life (including yourself).
WHATDO I HAVE INSIDE?
Jokes with jokes, but composition with composition! To be able to make jokes on a label, you have to be confident in your worth. And I am! As a natural shower gel, I rely on mild cleansing agents. You'll find plant-derived glycerine in me, which has a strong hygroscopic effect - it penetrates the stratum corneum of your epidermis and allows the active ingredients to reach the deeper layers of the skin. I also have the power of plant extracts for you, which will take care of moisturising and strengthening your skin's protective barrier. These include extracts from the leaves of rosemary, clary sage and ivy as well as chamomile flowers, arnica montana, calendula and white buttercup. Plus, I've got you covered with pine needle extract and burdock root, as well as extracts of watercress, nasturtium major and lemon peel. No wow!
Meet my fragrance notes:
head: honeysuckle, rose water, green leaves
heart: lotus, clove, osmanthus, fig leaves, rose water