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Shower Gel Shots! Royal Welcome

Shower Gel Shots! ROYAL WELCOME 500 ml


(zł4.40 100 ml)

Tax included

When your wifey starts on a five-course dinner,

hangs freshly washed curtains,

takes that special cutlery out of the cupboard,

puts out soft toilet paper in the john,

wipes the dust from the top shelf for the unused plates,

while you bravely wielding the remote,

try to make yourself numb,

anticipating the arrival of the Emperor of the First Order,

Lord of the Dark Side of the Force,

the Lernean Hydra herself,

or simply Mummy Dearest,

whose only flaw is her ability to speak and the frequency with which she uses it.

This doesn’t apply to the most welcome brother-in-law, who always comes with a bottle to accompany the one that’s been chilling in the fridge since morning.


Data sheet

500 ml
Sposób użycia
Apply a small amount of product to moistened skin, massage in circular motions until foam forms, then rinse thoroughly with water.
Uninvited guests


I'm a natural shower gel. The kind that's cool, yellow-orange and - contrary to everything you see on my label - smells good. I'll wash this and that for you, and maybe make you laugh at the same time, as long as you've got your distance from everything you can get your hands on (myself included).


Jokes with jokes, but composition with composition! To be able to make jokes on a label, you have to be confident in your worth. And I am! As a natural shower gel, I rely on mild cleansing agents. You'll find plant-derived glycerine in me, which has a strong hygroscopic effect - it penetrates the stratum corneum of your epidermis and allows the active ingredients to reach the deeper layers of the skin. I also have the power of plant extracts for you, which will take care of moisturising and strengthening your skin's protective barrier. These include extracts from the leaves of rosemary, clary sage and ivy as well as chamomile flowers, arnica montana, calendula and white buttercup. Plus, I've got you covered with pine needle extract and burdock root, as well as extracts of watercress, nasturtium major and lemon peel. No wow!

Meet my fragrance notes: 

  • head: fruity, delicately citrusy
  • heart: floral, green
  • base: musk, vanilla

ROYAL WELCOME natural shower gel is:

  • natural product
  • vegan
  • Not tested on animals.
  • Dermatologically tested
  • Made in Poland

Aqua, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Coco-Glucoside, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Glycerin, Glyceryl Oleate, Rosmarinus Officinalis Leaf Extract, Chamomilla Recutita Flower Extract, Arnica Montana Flower Extract, Lamium Album Extract, Salvia Officinalis Leaf Extract, Pinus Sylvestris Bud Extract, Nasturtium Officinale Extract, Arctium Majus Root Extract, Citrus Limon Peel Extract, Hedera Helix Leaf Extract, Calendula Officinalis Flower Extract, Tropaeolum Majus Flower Extract, Sodium Chloride, Sodium Gluconate, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid, Parfum, Sodium Sulfate, CI 15985, CI 47005.

Shower Gel Shots! ROYAL...

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